STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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