I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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