so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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