I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Enjoy the penises
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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