party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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