i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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