so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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