your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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