Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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