Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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