I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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