You made me cry and you don't even care
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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