My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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