Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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