Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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