What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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