i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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