Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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