Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She announced her abortion via fbk
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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