Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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