He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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