we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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