Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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