Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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