when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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