They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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