People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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