More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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