Well douche your snatch and let's go!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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