she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Randomize