Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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