My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Ladies don't puke and tell
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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