I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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