I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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