Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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