This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
