oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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