Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
