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Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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