three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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