I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
where am i from again
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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