hotel room ftw
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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