Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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