At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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