You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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