I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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