He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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