My friends, they love my intelligence
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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