We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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