So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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