yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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There r osticjed everywhere
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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