that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Quick, to the slutcave!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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