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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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