I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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